The following was yelled across the hall between Dave and I: Dave: Lauren, I think i am the best thing to happen to men since women. Me: Why? Are you gay? Dave: No. I'm just an awesome guy.
Me: Lauren, I think im the best think i am the best thing to happen to the internet since email.
Lauren: why, are you a porn star with large tits.
Me: No im a nigerian insurance salesman with a large penis.
Hello! Thaaats right, Im back. Sorry about the long hiatus. UNi happened and the rest of my life stopped. Also will be getting a internet connection at home, so you will see a lot more of me. well time to scroll down and read about all your misadventures. talk soon, cheers
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Me: Lauren, I think im the best think i am the best thing to happen to the internet since email.
Lauren: why, are you a porn star with large tits.
Me: No im a nigerian insurance salesman with a large penis.
Hello! Thaaats right, Im back. Sorry about the long hiatus. UNi happened and the rest of my life stopped. Also will be getting a internet connection at home, so you will see a lot more of me.
well time to scroll down and read about all your misadventures.
talk soon,
cheers
man! this guy is awesome. im jealous of your internet friends
-k
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